The Smart Blonde

The Smart Blonde

A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 4, '10 oceankinguk2003 said LOL 2funny;) Glad you like it... Thanks for your visit...

delete reply oceankinguk2003 wrote on Feb 4, '10 LOL 2funny;)

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 3, '10 simplyregina said very funny story Viera A bright smile on my face.....and I really need it today Regina... Your visit here make me very happy...

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 3, '10 firefysh said I like. :-) Thank you so much for visiting Graham. I hope also that this week brought us great happiness...

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 3, '10 belita747 said Thanks for the good laugh, Viera! Great to hear that you found the story humorous....I like it as well...Have a cheerful day *Belita...

delete reply simplyregina wrote on Feb 3, '10 very funny story Viera thanks for sharing it with us have a nice day always keep smiling Regina

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 3, '10 laclaire said LOVE IT! (and I'm stealing it) Glad you like the story... Enjoy it...

delete reply firefysh wrote on Feb 3, '10 I like. :-)

delete reply belita747 wrote on Feb 3, '10 Thanks for the good laugh, Viera!

delete reply laclaire wrote on Feb 3, '10 LOVE IT! (and I'm stealing it)

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 2, '10 frankiex said I like that one Viera....... Thanks for visit Frank... Wishing you a good night and sweet dreams...

edit delete reply viera7 wrote on Feb 2, '10, edited on Feb 3, '10 robbekop said How many moons does jupiter have?" Here you are my 5 dolar bill Fred... I know that astronomy is your passion...Hugs and smile...

delete reply robbekop wrote on Feb 2, '10 Mmmm Smart women -- but what about the first question " How many moons does jupiter have?" Googled a bit -- the answer :Jupiter has 63 moons currently, and more are discovered with every space probe we send there. It is likely that there are more not yet identified. Take care Viera :-)

delete reply frankiex wrote on Feb 2, '10 I like that one Viera....... Thanks xx